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[The Finding Dory Collab]

Dory is Fucking hot, thank you for making the vision of truth known New Wave, you are my god, I am your disciple, rate 5 kalih mah

MobileSpider responds:

*rips ryan's big cheeks out* KALIH MAH KAALIH MAHH

[The Disgust Collab]

COME ON DOWN TO THE HOUSE OF MOUSE
WE'RE ALL ROCKIN AT THE HOUSE OF MOUSE
COME ON IN GONNA SHAKE AND SHOUT
SOMETHING SOMETHING HOUSE OF MOUSE
WE'RE AHVING A BAELFLK ASOIHGOIEOGH
aty the HOUSEofgmouse

MobileSpider responds:

I felt very sorry and bad for you, that your life is going to end like this if you don't comply, i was paid to eliminate you and I have to do it within10 days.Someone you call your friend wants you dead by all means, and the person have spent a lot of money on this, the person also came to us and told us that he wants you dead and he provided us your names, photograph and other necessary information we needed about you. If you are in doubt with this I will send you to death.

Meanwhile, I have sent my boys to track you down and they have carried out the necessary investigation needed for the operation, but I ordered them to stop for a while and not to strike immediately because I just felt something good and sympathetic about you. I decided to contact you first and know why somebody will want you dead by all means. Right now my men are monitoring you, their eyes are on you, and even the place you think is safer for you to hide might not be. Now do you want to LIVE OR DIE? It is up to you. Get back to me now if you are ready to enter deal with me, I mean life trade, who knows, and I might just spear your life, $9,000 usd is all you need to spend. You will first of all pay $3,000 usd then I will send the tape of the person that want you dead to you and when the tape gets to you, you will pay the remaining $6,000 usd. If you are not ready for my help, then I will have no choice but to carry on the assignment after all I have already being paid before now.

Warning: do not think of contacting the police or even tell anyone because I will extend it to any member of your family since you are aware that somebody want you dead, and the person knows all members of your family as well. For your own good I will advise you not to go out once is 7pm until I make out time to see you and give you the tape of my discussion with the person who want you dead then you can use it to take any legal action.

[Robot Boy Show - 12/29/2015]

YOU ARE not ROBOT JONES!

robot-jones responds:

YES I AM PLEASE GO HURT YOURSELF MMMMMMMMMMM

[Willie's Life - Tragic]

that teachers like my teachers like my teacher because they both have noodles for necks

DavisToons responds:

wow hehe

[Last Day of School lol XD]

This came out great dude, the colors and shit were really cool and the frame by frame was smooth. The jokes made me laugh mostly from the animation itself.
The audio was good, it worked for the sake of the gags. However, some audio levels for dialogue were inconsistent. This was alright when you boosted the shit out of the gain for the joke, but other times the dialogue was really quiet and then quieter then back to quiet again.
Also whoever voiced the kid with the blue hair sucked. Just like in general, hope he dies.

RedAndrew responds:

Oh yeah... totes agree on the blue hair to die,yeah ok..

[Hello Awkward]

Damn man, that was a little too real...I'm gonna go lye down now.

redminus responds:

DEEP BREATHS, YOU'LL BE OKAY

[RetsuHarvest the Paperboy]

The world needs more animated retsupurae bits, so I'm glad you did this! The frame by frame in this was really smooth and you picked a good moment to animate. Never actually seen this particular playthrough, but this makes me wanna watch it.

artistunknown responds:

Yep, there definitely needs to be more retsupurae animations. There's like one other on NG I think and there's a few on youtube, so when I saw there were so little I knew I had to do something about it ;3

You saying my frame by frame is smooth really means a lot to me, 'cause your stuff is great. The animation in this was admittedly rushed because I had started working on this in 2013 and kept putting off finishing it and decided to just take a few days and finish it up, so I'm surprised how good it came out.

As soon as I saw this part of their Harvester playthrough, I instantly had to animate it, so I did but then yeah, I put off finishing it for nearly two years :3. It is a really hilarious playthrough, 'cause Harvester is a really messed up game so there's lots of great moments like this.

Thanks for the review!